german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

German Incursion

When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard

Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.

by Frine February 13, 2015

dirty german shot

When a man shaves his pubs then sprinkles them on top of a shot glass full of liquor

My girl lost a bet last night and I made her take a Dirty German Shot

by FSubby March 19, 2015

aisan german

the bitchiest of all aisans

im an aisan german, get it right bitch!!!

by Alex Travis March 28, 2015

german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015

German Ass Fucker

A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"

by Abacaxi May 26, 2015