Vampire fudge cake 

Wait 'til your girlfriend is on her period, and feed her nothing but fudge for three days, forcing her to hold any shits in. When the three days are up, make her squat above your open mouth, then have her release a mixture of period-blood and the fudgey goodness that is now her shit into your mouth.

Reece: Have you started your period yet?

Abi: Yes. Why?

Reece: Because I want a vampire fudge cake, you fucking whore.

Vampire fudge cake by Roflpopz McToe December 15, 2010

Halifax Fudge Badger 

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.

When Geddy gave Celine the Halifax Fudge Badger he shouted, "Oh Canada, eh?"

Halifax Fudge Badger by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011

Double Fudge Sundae 

When a man is having sexual relations with a womans un-douched anus, and gets his penis covered in fecal matter, and in anger at realizing this, puts his penis in the womans mouth

Hey Andrew, I heard you and your girlfriend broke up after you gave her a Double fudge Sundae.

Double Fudge Sundae by Der Axel March 22, 2009

Strawberry fudge balls

This is when you make your balls red like a strawberry by using paint, or flicking them, or sunburn etc. And you cover them in chocolate after they are red like a strawberry. You then proceed to teabag your partner. Hence strawberry fudge balls

Oh man last night I flicked my balls until they were red, and then i dipped them in Hershey's chocolate syrup and teabagged my girlfriend while i shouted Strawberry Fudge Balls!

Strawberry fudge balls by Banhammer420 May 21, 2009

toilet fudge 

toilet fudge is basically poo

im off to the toilet, to make some fudge (toilet fudge) or off to make sum toilet fudge

toilet fudge by a gibbon November 25, 2007

Dick Fudge 

anal sexanusass fuckingshitpenispoopnoun. Shit resin left on your penis after having vigorous anal sex with someone. Shit stain on your penis.

Dude I fucked her so hard in the ass I pulled out with some major dick fudge!

Dick Fudge by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

PlayDoh Fudge Ring 

The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.

Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!

...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!

......................I haven't been layed in two years :(

PlayDoh Fudge Ring by Zaney Swizzle April 15, 2010