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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.
Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011
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Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
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A Soldier’s Minute

The alarm went off - She smiled and hit the snooze button offering me a soldier’s minute.
by Scrubby-dog October 12, 2019
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Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.
"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn
by SahaibP March 9, 2024
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