One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019

bright eyed lion

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.

bright eyed lions sure is retarded

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

One Eyed Reaper

A non-existent character which is a bastard

Are you a One Eyed Reaper?

by Janev July 6, 2018

Brown-eyed stare

The either kind, or stupid look that people with brown eyes do when they make eye contact.

"He had a brown-eyed stare, I should’ve known he was an idiot.”

“She had a brown-eyed stare, she was so kind!”

by Bigdaddykay March 25, 2025

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition

The Three Eyed Prophet is an illuminati conspiracy theorist

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025