Ethan

Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.

Ethan is very depressed human.

by Uyxie July 4, 2018

ethan winters

my little meow meow :)

person one: who’s the sexiest man to ever exist??

person two: ethan winters.

by William Afton’s V-line October 27, 2021

Ethan

Ethan; a dick sucking homo loving dumb butt fucker that thinks he's the coolest guy but in reality he's a dumb fuck

Ethan is gay

by Only facts January 4, 2016

Ethan

A guy who loves to go round sending nudes to every girl who's has skin. He's very tall, and has a 6.5cm and crusty dick.

There's nothing like a good old Ethan ;)

by 6.6cmandcrusty May 29, 2016

ethan eastwood

a complete cunt

ethan eastwood eats shit and poo cause hes gay

by wehateethaneastwood September 30, 2014

Ethan

Ethan is the name of someone that is sweet and nice but is a little strange and has a smaller penis then most people

hey ethan its ok if u have a small penis we dont blame you

by Tony hawk128 December 5, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the name of a basic white boy. He is smart and popular and probably records everyone on Snapchat. Ethan is really funny and is the kind of person you want to be friends with.

Who is your bestfriend? Mine's is Ethan.

by TWOYRRITE April 21, 2018