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Twirling Eggs

When two men with similar man buns stimulate one other by caressing their buns together
Mart is a man whore, hes known for twirling eggs with anything that has a pulse
by Princess Ahmad February 28, 2019
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Salting the eggs

The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021
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General-Egg

The best gen on mudalads as Rebirb is dead sometimes and ched is not poggers
Cum is awesome here and we hope you use the word
Person 1: Cum
Person 2: Cum lol
Person 3 : Cum isn't funny
Everyone : FALSE!
Person 4: I sure do love General-Egg
by Johnbbybyb November 10, 2020
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Egg slut

Someone who loves eggs and would do anything for an egg
Johnny Bill: “Where did all my eggs go?”
Broke Boi: “Daniel probably took them, he’s such an egg slut.”
Johnny Bill: “Oh that’s understandable, based.”
by OfficialGooqle December 10, 2021
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tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).
"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work
by Freggio April 20, 2018
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putt egg

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.
by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014
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Eggs On The Subject

Eggs on the subject
A response to a subject you don’t want to discuss. How did your date go last night? Eggs on the subject!
by BDOGN8 December 8, 2018
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