Don Tortalon

Man who is dating a big back torta. Godfather of the tortas

Sheesh that man is a Don Tortalon.

by Yupanqui October 26, 2025

Don quote

A sentence from one of your friends that is so stupid but funny, it becomes quotable.

“The music is too loud, I can’t see anything!”
“Don quote!”

by lobo99 August 12, 2021

Don

A Don is someone who doesn’t participate in viral memes or get swept up in Instagram trends

Hey did you add the definition of your name to your Instagram story yet?

No man, I’m a Don

by Donofcourse November 23, 2021

Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.

This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!

by TaintMagic July 22, 2011