deuce-chills

n. a sensation of coldness and/or shivers, accompanied by extreme embarrasement for another person.

I got some serious deuce-chills when Goo told that joke-- Nobody laughed!

by Goo-punch December 24, 2008

Deuce

A sock head or a butt face.

Natalia: Turkey? I'm not familiar with these weird bowling terms.
Ellie: You're such a deuce.

by SomeCoolKidWroteThis December 20, 2008

deuce

cigarette or to smoke a cigarette (deucin'). gotten from holding two fingers up to the mouth (the way a cigarette is usually smoked)

Yo, lets hit a deuce after we kill this bleezy.

by suspencer82 October 7, 2009

Deuce

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.

Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!

by icyourmomevrynite January 21, 2010

deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

Deuce

Usually used as a greeting, a complimenting or derogatory statement. Used in many different contexts. It is can be used anywhere and anytime of your choosing. Some have even described it as the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. This is Gods gift to us as a universal word.

How you Deucin?, Your such a Deuchole/Deucebag, That ice cream was the Deuce!, What the Deuce?, Aww, Deuce!, Whats crackin Deuce?

by bojangles69allday September 22, 2010

deuceting

The process of texting while dropping a duece. Usually required when the urge strikes mid-text conversation.

Jon: "Do you hear that noise?"
Jim: "Yeah I think that's Bill in the stall deuceting."
Jon: "Hope he finishes before he has to wipe."

by Tat-717 March 20, 2011