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Crab

If you look close enough you will notice two legs and jeans and two arms with claws on the end and two eyes sticking up and then it will ask for your money.
Friend 1: Dammet dude, I dropped my wallet in the water.
Crab: Ararragagagagahaha arrrgaarrarara wait until plankton sees my new strip club atrggrgggaga.
by mr krabs bank account May 13, 2020
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Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.
Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!
by therocker345 March 15, 2010
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Yoda Of Crab

A youtuber who has a hot monotone voice and dry humor
Yoda of Crab is so hot ,he needs to do a only fans reveal.
by YodaOfCrab'sBiggestSimp January 11, 2021
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The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.
Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it
by CanadaxUnicorn January 8, 2018
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The Crab

The Crab is a manoeuvre performed by a man following sex. The man follows the woman to the toilet, crouched down with him hands held out, cupped, ready to catch the dripping semen out of the vagina in a sideways fashion, similar to that of a crab.
Sheila loved it last night, just a shame I had to do "The Crab" afterwards.
by FalconPP May 28, 2021
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crab meatballs

Crab Meatballs is a name someone decides to call themselves for no reason. And they use that name for everything, usernames and all.
Person: Why do you call yourself Crab Meatballs?

Crab Meatballs: Because I can.

Person: Does it have any significance?

Crab Meatballs: No.
by Crab_meatballs November 20, 2022
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Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard
He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week
by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021
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