immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

by Donjohnsonswhitelambo May 30, 2018

Crabs

A species of lice that infested the genital area by living in pubic hair and can be removed by using special shampoos and lotions

My friend was scratching his area all day he probably has crabs

by Suckmeplzz June 8, 2018

Crab

Word mostly used by the hood gangstaz in their conversations that means to 'get it" or "understand"

Example,

Scrappy -Yo man, I'z been waitin for that boogie ass nigga to show up about an hour ago.
Detroit Pi-damm bruh, y'all mean that foo on ya Dp?
Scrappy - Shhh..lower ya voice mf!sum'buddy gon' hear y'all, D'yall crab me son.
Detroit Pi-Aight bruh, crab you well

by Pinstar June 11, 2018

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.

Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it

by CanadaxUnicorn January 8, 2018

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020