Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.
by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023
by Syrenia November 03, 2010
Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023
The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.
by CanadaxUnicorn January 09, 2018
A line of Pubic hair from the belly button to the pubic line.
Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
by Miss Granny Smith October 31, 2015
Noun
1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.
I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
ALL PRAISE TO CRAB RAMSEY
by Jelliedbacon206 May 24, 2019