butt cold

when your butt catches a cold, it sneezes and sniffles alot and maybe itches, and leaks and makes alot of mucous.

i caught a nasty butt cold. it may have been from those spicy nachos...

by buttcold December 30, 2012

cold spoon

when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.

men... you know. cold spoon.

by sic fuk January 4, 2011

Cold Lake

A city in north east Alberta. Mostly inhabited by Air force assholes(Pigeons)and Natives. I was born in Cold Lake and it is full of beauty. Including Forests, A huge Lake, and trails coming outta your ass. A Fun/cool place for RedNecks alike.

Things to do: Four by Fouring, Drinking, Quading, then more drinking! WHOO HOO!!

My name is Katie-anne, this is my Dad is Billy-Bob. We are from Cold Lake

by K@T May 29, 2007

butt cold

Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.

A: It's butt cold today.

B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.

by pejohnson76 March 16, 2010

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak November 5, 2007

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

Cold Carla

A Cold Carla is a Hot Carl in revers.
It is performed by the female sitting on the toilet whilst performing filcacio on the man standing before her.

So I walked into the bathroom and my girl was sitting on tha toilet... we were high on M and she gave me a Cold Carla 😈

by Captain Daddy Pants and Peanut November 19, 2017