A broke, nagging slut or annoying, useless goof that flocks to where ever the coke is being dumped out. Often doesn't have their own smokes or booze either.
by Coke Hogan September 7, 2017

The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)
by Saturnboi January 21, 2019

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 18, 2020

A person that is blacked-out drunk and remains animated by a large dose of cocaine. A coke puppet remembers little-to-nothing of events and blames the coke for its actions.
He stayed up all night drinking and showed up for golf a coke puppet. He can’t remember what he did to piss everyone off.
by RonPaulCanSaveAmerica June 3, 2024

Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums
by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017

A fucking drug that get you high as shit and you wake up with 5 Asian males in your bed thinking damn I bet they rocked my world
Damn that Coke was goooooood
by Max Simpson cuz why not October 25, 2017
