The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.
Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...
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Csgo.crunch or better known for his second name "scammer" is a "popular" person on the instagram. He likes to scam others for 5 € even tho he will ruin his reputation. He is a cool person afterall but still man wth scamming people for csgo skins? He posts shit like: "I can hear the KKK commin", like wth man ik ur readin this lol. Just sayin try being normal again. Btw not meanth to be offending to ya crunch.
Csgo.rules: "Oh bgmc.csgo, u got scammed by csgo.crunch?"
Bgmc.csgo: "Yes but u can't report him coz he removed his account."
Csgo.rules: "Oh ok."
Bgmc.csgo: "Yes but u can't report him coz he removed his account."
Csgo.rules: "Oh ok."
by Bgmc.csgo June 1, 2018
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Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!
Chuck -- What happened, man?
Mike -- Do you remember....Tracy? I woke up to her GETTING NAKED AND JUMPING IN MY BED.
Steve -- No way! Way to drop a crunch on us, man!
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