Cleveland brownie sundae

When you take a dump on a girls chest and then jizz on it and then put a cherry on top.

Dude, I totally rocked that girls world last night when I got on top of her, squared down, and gave her the Cleveland brownie sundae.

by dpat256 March 18, 2015

Anti-Clever

When one is simply so clever that others think that human is just spewing out raw mindless crap, when in actuality each and every sentence is a creative gem, each better than the last.

The dark side of cleverness.

"I have captured a great jungle lion. Every minute I am not wired one million dollars from someone, I will shave a line of beautiful majestic fur from his body. In exactly 24 hours i will place the cat back in the wild IN THE NUDE. He will be teased, hounded, ridiculed and humiliated till his face turns red. This will be your fault. COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT? You have 24 hours, no cops or ill shave a rabbit too."

Not random garbage tongue, actual genius at work. Anti-Clever.

by Grool7777777 July 13, 2012

cleveland kliff-hanger

When team mate-1 known as the "door-man" hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the "pusher" than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the " vicinity known as the "klick" and farts on the victim. After this is accomplished, both fat-ass team mates(dont kid yourselves, you know you'r fat)evacuate the area as if they were being chased down by bigfoot. (wink wink)

jimmy hung on the end of a door and gave melissa a cleveland kliff-hanger.

by heather jimmyson October 30, 2006

Civel

Pronounced: shki-vuhl
–adj.
So amazing that words cannot properly describe how amazing something is, therefore it would be impossible to brag on it.

The trip to Disney World was so civel, I don't think I'll ever forget it!

by FlavoredRocks July 24, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

When a man defecates into a woman's mouth following intercourse, covers her mouth with plastic wrap (Saran Wrap), and then proceeds to poke a hole in the plastic wrap. The resulting steam from the warm shit gives rise to the term Cleveland Steamer.

I had an amazing fuck with Jimmy's mom, then proceeded to give her a Cleveland Steamer.

by DR ARES March 25, 2011

cleveland browning

This is when you end up buying some Cleveland Brown. This
happens when somebody you trust got fucked over and ended up
buying some bogus weed. You get a sample of some good shit,
and it only happens when you are in a hurry, such as going away on a trip ,or entertaining some new clients from out of town. You trust them and have a good buzz going, so you don't check it real well before you leave. When you get to your far off destination or after the club you burn one and all you get is a headache. Your new friends are laughing at you, thinking you are some kind of a dumb fuck. Or you are someplace where you have no connections or it could be a big problem trying to score.

When you get back to the shithead, they will try to make
it up by refunding your cash, but by then the damage has already been done.

Wait till I get back from Antartica next year, I'm going to turn that mook into whale jerky for cleveland browning me.

by Don F May 1, 2006

clevelen

a big loser of a teacher. she looks sweet, BUT SHE'S A MONSTERRRRRRRR. she'll bite your head off for coming into her classroom. cool mom hair, for sure.

"mrs.clevelen gave me a detention for forgetting my binder today."

"i got one and all i said was 'i'm five'"

by notanybody! August 22, 2008