God church

Some fucking stupid shit Jake Paul said

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017

church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus

You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.

by kisserT September 4, 2022

church hole

The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex

Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!

by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017

church

its a building where brainwashed people enter to pray to nothing,mostly elders.
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god

A: Look at that building. What is that?
B: Its a church never go near it and especially in.

by nebba June 27, 2018

Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant

I was Churching all day at work.

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

church of jeet kune do

The Fandom of Jeet Kune Do.

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay

A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.

by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024