Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

by dieselcom August 1, 2007

bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

cheese bus

It's the slang version for a yellow school bus.

Our class is going to Washington DC, in a yellow cheese bus!

by gerberkids June 27, 2006

Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.

Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.

by Ryno69 May 22, 2009

Dick cheese

Dick cheese

Dick cheese

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Mac and Cheese

A delicious thing to eat when you are a kid. Its very cheesy and tasty.

Little Timmy-Hey mom can we eat Mac and Cheese tonight???
Mom the slut-Yes we can have Mac and Cheese tonight.
Little Timmy-YES!!!

by little timmy68 October 16, 2011

stinky cheese

the stuff emitted from a body piercing when either being changed out, or twisting/ rotating.

I was playing with my earring, rocking it back & forth like the piercer told me to, when this stuff came out of the hole, on the jewelry, & in my hand-! Man! It stunk like stinky cheese!

by miss_l January 2, 2011