Canadian Mudslide 

Raping a woman with fecal matter first before proceeding to rape her normally. Shit and all. Canadian winters were harsh and cold, so the Canadians had to warm the ass-pipe with shit before rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to use the Canadian Mudslide."

Canadian Mudslide by Stanly Steamer October 25, 2008

canadian pizza

A poptart of any flavor with ketchup or catsup on top.

Poptart with Ketchup is the tasty canadian pizza I have ever had.

canadian pizza by takinglives August 19, 2008

canadian side 

the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole

lick the canadian side bitch

canadian side by dikkhed December 11, 2008

canadian bacon strip 

when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit

hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

canadian bacon strip by buttersmooth February 4, 2008

Canadian Left

When your playing lacrosse instead of switching to your stick to your left hand you use your right hand on your left side so your arms are twisted.

American Laxer: why do u do a canadian left its so much harder

Canadian Laxer: im to lazy to practice with my left hand

Canadian Left by humphrey dumpffffrey May 24, 2009

Canadian Cuddling 

V. Cuddling for warmth and comfort rather than for a romantic or sexual purpose.

It was so cold last night, my roommate and I had to do some Canadian Cuddling.

Canadian Cuddling by eileentotheleft February 20, 2013

Canadian Carwash 

When a girl sucks on both of a mans testicles at the same time

Dude my girl gave me a Canadian Carwash last night...

Canadian Carwash by The Void.Inc December 21, 2015