Reggie Brown

An awful grade of shwag marijuana , that is often times brown in color, and tastes like shit.

i wanted to get some droski from my dealer, but all he had was some reggie brown

by Quizake December 26, 2011

Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

Brown Healer

shitting your pants on the golf course

Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one

by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023

perell brown

He’s just perell brown

Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”

Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”

Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”

by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023

Brown Binning

The act of engaging in an unnatural act in a garden or other outside space.

'I was brown binning the girlfriend the other day when a party of ramblers discovered us in our compromised position so I whipped it out and jizzed on her back'

by HizerKite July 11, 2017

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021