Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

Brown Healer

shitting your pants on the golf course

Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one

by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023

perell brown

He’s just perell brown

Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”

Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”

Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”

by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023

Gavin brown

A Gavin brown is a sweat with dreads that get hoes he is the best gamer you will meet he loves dread sex from the back best basketball player as well don't 1v1 him in games he will destroy you he is lovely and charming he bully's aquavion Carl elijah Garry and Johnny and more

💯💯💯

Gavin brown is a cutie

by Sexy dread head October 21, 2019

Jaclyn Brown

Jaclyn Brown is a Texas Adoptee Rights Activist. She is one of the only Adoptee Rights Activists in the United States that has worked in the field of Private Domestic Infant Adoption, Post Adoption Services, Search and Reunions, in addition to being an Adoptee from a Private Domestic Infant Adoption herself, as well.

Jaclyn Brown, Texas Adoptee Rights Activist, spoke on Adoptee Rights in Austin, Texas yesterday.

by Asg1999 September 9, 2021

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021