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Beado

A paedophile of limitless proportions.

Just as likely to be seen eating a pie as to noncing a kid. His breath also stinks.

See Baedophilia & Baedophobia
Guy 1: Whos that fat cunt?

Guy 2: No idea, but he's got that beado look about him. I reckon he grinds up against kiddies.

Guy 1: What's that smell?

Guy 2: No idea, but let's go headbutt him.
by Bob Smith1945 August 9, 2006
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Brady

The lamest human there ever was
That guy is so lame, but not as lame as Brady.
by Notlameatallever May 24, 2016
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Tom Brady

A truly incredible underdog story of a Quarterback who was suppose to go undrafted but the genius of a coach Bill Belichick and owner Robert Craft saw what nobody else could see. In Brady's ten seasons as a starter, the Patriots have earned trips to the Super Bowl in five of them, winning three. He has also won two Super Bowl MVP awards. Tom Brady also removed crybaby Peyton Manning' s record of 49 TD passes just to rub it in Peyton's face Brady threw NFL record 50 TD pass's three years

Stats to date 2000-2012
Wins 136
Losses 39
Pass attempts 5,958
Pass completions 3,798
Percentage 63.7
TD–INT 334–123
Passing yards 44,806
Passer rating 96.6

Certain fan' s and media of other teams attempt to discredit New England Patriots in general. For instance SPYGATE which one huge factor here is Bill Belichick was accused of videotaping teams practice most notably the Ram' s before the Super Bowl XXXVI. This was a false accusation yet Jet' s fans and others insist he did it. Well your' re wrong you fucking idiots do a little research on the aftermath of this investigation.

Tom Brady idolized Joe Montana as a kid growing up in California. Brady has beaten some of Montana' s records including Brady's 17 postseason wins NFL record and these two QB' s are know as the two best to ever play the game of football. Joe Montana is in the NFL Hall Of Fame and there is no doubt Brady will be there some day.
Draft Report on Tom Brady:
Poor Build
Skinny
Lacks Great Physical stature
Lacks mobility and strength
Lacks a strong arm
Lacks ability to avoid rush
Can' t drive the ball down field
Does not throw tight spiral
Get' s knocked down easily

Tom Brady: " That gets me fired up I am thinking what do these people know?"
Tom Brady used this report and anyone who doubted his abilities throughout his career and continues to this day.
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brazilian bendy straw

the act of sucking out vaginal fluids with a bendy straw and mixing them with lime, then drinking
by boris von klemp February 3, 2008
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Love Bead

A bead implanted in your dick skin or labia.
hey mom i got love beads in my vag !
by frickyfrickfresh September 2, 2009
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beadle

a person(s) who has no friends
by megan November 23, 2003
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beardy

a penis toucher, someone who enjoys touching penis although insists there straight.
Fred "see that guys chick?"
Clive "yeah, but i hear he touches cock"
Fred "yeah hes beardy"
by pickletheman April 15, 2008
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