Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.

Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.

by SassySammie June 18, 2021

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Bird Food

garbage, for the streets, unwanted, discarded

Bob: I met that girl jenny at the party

Bill: Don't do it bro, she Bird Food. whole hood had her

by Sala Bizzle August 1, 2021

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bird • birdman • birdbath • bird's nest • Birdie • birdies • bird dog • Birdwatching • birdshit • Bird Box

bird bod

bird shit

got bird bod on my jacket

by summer elle November 17, 2021

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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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Bird juice

Bird cum mixed with bird titty milk

Yo that was some delicious bird juice!

by Liam_Rerihar September 23, 2021

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Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

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