Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

Adoptionizing

When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.

Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless

Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing

by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023

Adopt me

Adopt me is a role play game where you can get eggs and adopt pets and babies but really it’s full of scammers.

Person 1: i got scammed in adopt me for my Fr bat dragon

by I love birds123 April 14, 2023

adult content creator

a slut who is selling her body on the internet for horndog men to jack off to

in other words, NOT girlfriend material

hey, did you know that girl over there is an adult content creator? It is very distasteful!

by straightwhitemale223 May 4, 2023

adopter

Who adopts other living beings as if they were their children (but they are not).

Adopter.

by Solemar May 8, 2023

adolf grippler

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adolf grippler

by chiggle hinz July 5, 2023

adolf grippler

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adolf grippler

by chiggle hinz July 5, 2023