A complete and utter unit of a human being. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a microscopic magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get friend zoned by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
by HoffDaddyWeaverBeaver March 2, 2020
Get the Brooksmug. A redheaded piece of shit fish that calls herself a mermaid to make up for the insult. All she cares about is animals and taco salad. Also gets thrown under the bus.
Brooke you smell like fish!
by JoeBidenisGay August 25, 2023
Get the Brookemug. Brooks is a brand owner (or at least he says he is) but people named brooks don’t ship orders and used the money he makes to buy bapestas
by Massivedickeatcentral January 4, 2023
Get the Brooksmug. When you meet a Brook she might seem quiet and closed off, but once you get to know her she’s a ball of energy. She loves to get to know people but picks and chooses who she wants around, so if you think you know her well… you probably don’t. she enjoys going out but would definitely ditch you to watch reality tv shows in her bed. if you want a relationship with her, then keep moving because not many have the chance to wife her up. she’s a bad ass bitch and will make sure you know that. if you somehow cuff a Brook don’t mess it up because she’ll make you regret it.
by blondieee13 November 24, 2021
Get the Brookmug. by Fuck brooke November 12, 2019
Get the Brooke Marie Paleymug. One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug.