God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

(Typically in anime) a fictional character that is ridiculously strong.

“Yeah, so basically Goku’s a God”

by rogue extraordinaire August 10, 2019

GOd

A level 99 white mage

Holy sh*t it’s God

by Wisest man May 30, 2018

God

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018

God

Fictional

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."

by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018