shrimpy guy

A Shrimpy Guy is stereotypically a tall, skinny and very pale man who is of average or slightly below average attractiveness. People can be a little bit shrimpy if they have some, but not all of these characteristics.

“That guy over there is quite attractive but sometimes he looks too shrimpy for my liking” “He is quite lanky...he looks like a quite shrimpy guy”

by shrimpy<3 March 12, 2020

the deli guy

most commonly found in metro canada , specifically the deli department (hense the name the deli guy). has piercing blue eyes and is so hot. he typically won't talk to u but that's ok he still likes you, just convince urself that. the deli guy is a mysterious figure and prolly u don't know his name. but let me tell u he is so hot and has the nicest voice in his department (see dan from produce for more department tea). The deli guy even says goodbye to his future girlfriend whilst he's on the phone with his current one. so cute 🥺🥺

Tammy- what's that rly hot guys name
Michelle - the deli guy?

by danfromproduce June 19, 2020

Guy Boy

A “Guy boy” is the most hottest simpiest simp out there. If you get called a “Guy Boy” it’s the best compliment that you will ever get in your life! And if someone fits the mold for a “guy boy” than you should flirt with that simp right away.

Girl #1. Omg did you see Jake today?
Girl #2. Yea! He’s such a Guy Boy!
Girl #1. Yea I’m totally simpping!

by SketchThis July 8, 2020

Guy Barbancourt

Guy Barbancourt is Darkest Man on the planet. The darkest man on the planet is Guy Barbancourt. Confirmed to be the darkest man on the planet. History shows the Guy Barbancourt is the darkest man on the planet.

Guy Barbancourt is the Darkest man on the planet.

by rynonymous8233 August 4, 2020

pretty guy

An absolutely amazing looking guy who is stunning in every way

Holy shit he is such a pretty guy

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Pike Guy

Pike guy is pike guy because he rides pike and is not a girl.

Joey: Are you pike guy?
Pike Guy: Yeah

Joey: Oh yeah, prove it.
Pike Guy: Ok, well i'm riding a pike and i'm not a girl.
Joey: Woah.

by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

oh guy

A special saying for special people! Only the greatest people there is will know this saying truly means! Your friends will make fun of you for saying this special phrase.. but don’t worry, they’re all haters and want to be you! Keep your head up and rejoice if you are a special soul who says this phrase!

Sarah: I'm so sad man!!! Josh broke up with me!!

You: Oh guy!
Sarah: What’s that supposed to mean??
You: You’ll never know!

by jozie mccraney April 20, 2018