shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

ruin yourself

to ruin you instead of anyone else.

person 1: “i want to ruin you”
person 2: “ruin yourself “

by your fault July 31, 2020

I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

kill yourself

a phrase used by someone jokingly or by those emu kawaiicore pfps when you don't share exactly the same views with them

1: "i don't like xyz"
2: "kay why ess >-<"

1: "i sharted on your carpet last night btw"
2: "go kill yourself"

by ~a gay person July 13, 2023

Mist yourself

The pass out, & render yourself helpless from forgetting to eat & drink. - Originating from SVRP Rob Mist

Dang it you are going to mist yourself!

by BlueMist_YT August 9, 2021