paint yourself into a coroner 

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

paint yourself into a coroner by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Shoot Yourself In The Throat 

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Shoot Yourself In The Throat

Shoot Yourself In The Throat by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Shoot Yourself On The Throat

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Shoot Yourself On The Throat

Shoot Yourself On The Throat by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Frisbee yourself 

Throw yourself like a frisbee. What’s not clicking.

Apo: “You should go frisbee yourself.”
Leo: “You’re right, there’s a competition happening for that, I’m really good at it.”

Frisbee yourself by LoreLass_arr April 25, 2025

Unswiss yourself 

To let go of Swiss conventions, letting go of perfectionsm.

Hey man, don’t overthink this - unswiss yourself!

Unswiss yourself by fleischi May 9, 2025

Jesse Yourself 

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

Jesse Yourself by #notacop May 31, 2025

Hold yourself accountable 

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.

Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

Hold yourself accountable by Hym Iam June 7, 2025