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your mom
by Big Shooter 101 November 30, 2019
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Your mom

Scientists say she is the gayest creature on the planet. You will often find her with James Charles or Jeffrey Star.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT Your mom?
Guy 2: YEA OMG SHES WITH JAMES CHARLES
by A random moose December 11, 2019
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Your mom so fat when she stepped on the scale it read my number
by Hihihihihihibi December 21, 2019
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by jecjec21 January 8, 2020
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The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.
Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020
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I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
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your mom is a person that takes care of you
by ruben v January 30, 2020
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