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Elon university 

Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.
Man it's Monday morning, thank god we go to Elon so we can start boozing.

Lehigh University 

A school students go to if they wanna get an amazing education, party all the time, and get a job that pays serious gwaps after college.
"Yo dude, I heard you got a job at Goldman Sachs?"

"Yeah I owe it all to Lehigh University. They have serious connections at the banking firms in New York and gave me an amazing education."
Lehigh University by Mos Def1111 August 29, 2009

Temple University 

The best university in Phiadelphia. Anybody who thinks that the football team is bad, is right, but, because Temple is in the hood, means that the basketball team reps it every year, too bad they do not have the funds to get the players that will bring the to a national championship. If Temple was not a poor school, they would win every year. Try and beat any North Philly team, you will die.
I am so gald I went to Temple University, now I can kick your ass.

Johnson and Wales University 

A 4 year university in the heart of Providence Rhode Island. Mainly known for its outstanding Business Technology and Hospitality programs and its outstanding looking students. JWU has some of the best looking students in the country, mainly rich kids from the northeast that love to party and hook up
Yo those kids go to Johnson and Wales University, no wonder why they are so smart and goodlooking!

Walden University

An online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the mail and have since graduating to sending people spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.

Their professors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other colleges at teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.

The people who run the small office in Minneapolis, MN change regularly and are usually unhappy with their lives. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly that even the staff jokes about it.

This is the college for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Target.
I worked at Walden University for two years, finished my online MBA with them, and still can’t get a job anywhere else. F*ck Walden University.

University of Wisconsin Madison 

Unlike the above definition, the University of Wisconsin Madison is a prestigious university where education is everything but so is having a good time. You will find the most school spirit in Madison than anywhere else in Wisconsin. We are the number one party school but do not "fuck around" or "fuck-off". Time management is a must-have skill here (obviously if we go out everynight but still get up and get an A on an exam the next morning).
Wow, I can't believe _____ got into the University of Wisconsin Madison, he/she must have a really good GPA.

It's such a prestigious school to go to.

I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.

You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.