When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
by donionrings April 4, 2019
Get the Two-Shitter-Quitter mug.When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 26, 2019
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A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
by boykisser84 June 6, 2019
Get the Two Pants Joe mug.When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.
by batnuts November 30, 2019
Get the Two Tube Transfer mug.A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter
Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning
by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019
Get the Two Scoops of Peanut Butter mug.Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
by Zarbuck August 26, 2020
Get the Two-Texting mug.When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog
Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020
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