Trutles

When an idiot doesn’t realize their typo after writing “turtles”

Mike: Did you see those sea trutles?
Mimi: You mean turtles, dumbass.

by JelloShot23 January 26, 2019

Inferior Turtle

Derived from the phrase 'awkward turtle'.
Refers to someone who is inferior to another person. The other person is superior to them there the other person is much cooler and more popular.

Do you know Nick? He's such an inferior turtle!" "Yeah especially to Katy, she's so superior

by SuperiorTurtle May 31, 2011

The Turtle

When one decides to crouch to form a turtle like shell and spin in a circle while holding a sword of some sort.

Originated from a TJ Smith live stream of Chivalry.

While defending the king, the knights of Agatha decide to do The Turtle around their king.

by Sir Kenneth The Awesome December 14, 2012

flying turtle

A flying turtle is a turtle that is flying.

I saw a flying turtle in my dream last night.

by Qwertyuiopqwertyuiophi March 15, 2016

Penis Turtle

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house

You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.

by The real life Lana Kane May 25, 2017

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Orange Sea Turtle

An amazing animal with special powers. Basically the definition of epicosity.

"Your such a BAMF."
"Like an Orange Sea Turtle?"
"Yes, exactly!"

by orangeseaturtle November 20, 2011