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Narnian Turtle

Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.
"Have you watched Narnian Turtle's Newest Video? It just cured me of cancer"
by conorcf January 19, 2018
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Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness
This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son
by FriedNibbaChicken January 13, 2019
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Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
by PM64 April 5, 2021
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Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
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turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you
by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017
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Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022
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Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.
Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.
by Medino July 11, 2017
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