CoD Turkey

Symptoms as a result of rapid withdrawal from online gaming usual due to broken consoles and scratched disks.

Symptoms include cold sweats, headaches and diarrhea.

Guy 1: Why's tony been such a douche all week? He stood me up last night!

Guy 2: His Xbox broke so he's gone CoD turkey!

by Shawman91 June 24, 2011

Turkey vomit

The loud protracted sound made when forcefully vomiting. Normally associated with drunken young males.

Must a good night could hear you Turkey vomit from the other side of the house.

by Karlabrit January 7, 2015

Burkey Turkey

1. A usually skinny, slightly dark male. The undeniably best thing on Thanksgiving.

2. A sophomore that hangs out with juniors, less common than Freshman Nick.

"Did you have a Burkey Turkey this year?"

"Yeah, it was awesome!"

by Pablo Pedro November 26, 2011

turkey fetish

Being sexually aroused by turkeys and wanting to fuck them

Colby is the only one I know that had a turkey fetish

by Savanna1248 May 27, 2016

turkey-leg

The persona exemplified by conservatism and backwoods bravado. This character can be found in any part of the world and the term defines all manner of sins including eating giant turkey legs at the county fair, wearing tall tube socks with very short denim shorts, and drinking Stag or Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Can be used in both adjective or a noun form. Synonyms include "hoosier," "hick" and "white trash." Founded by Chip Benson after extensive research in middle America.

1. David Spade's character in the movie, "Joe Dirt" is a turkey-leg.
2. Any man, woman or child with mullet is a turkey-leg.
3. A person who owns a 1997 Camaro, Firebird or Mustang and follows Nascar avidly is a turkey-leg.
4. Any woman with dark roots, blonde hair, smoker's cough and a cigarette pouch coin purse is a turkey-leg.
5. Can often be named "Bubba" or "Angel."

by carjo12683 October 22, 2008

turkey and gravy

a variation of slapping the ham. the action of slapping your erect boner against your womens ass, and then blowing your gravy juices all over and in her crack. in some foreign countries this is actually considered a tradional meal served when trying to make babies. like a mating dance of some sort

"That turkey and gravy was delicious last night, my tongue was all up in that crack"

by Nick Deezy December 17, 2008

The Golden Turkey

The act of kicking, punching, slapping or grabbing a male's testicles from behind.

Sarah totally just gave me The Golden Turkey...

OH man!!! Did you see that? Sarah gave Ryan The Golden Turkey!

I went to grab Ryan's ass and accidentally slipped him The Golden Turkey..

by 13Cat13 January 24, 2011