Church Hill

Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.

Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?

by Natauskii May 29, 2023

Canfield Presbyterian Church

One of the best churches in the World!

Random person: Hey what church do you go to?

Me: Canfield Presbyterian Church!

by Mr. Tall guy or Alex C June 13, 2023

Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.

Todd is such a Church-rat

by TheNightParade June 17, 2023

The church arch

The spread between a women’s fine cunt

I zuffled the church arch

by Cunted March 4, 2023

Church steeple

Used to describe the tight spread of thighs of a girl with a tight vagina

Check the spread on her, looks like a church steeple

by Favol March 5, 2023

OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.

"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.

by Poobody May 6, 2025

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025