Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."
i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"
Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."
i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"
Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."
The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.
by Professor Al October 26, 2009
Get the Yelling at the Eggsmug. 
The act of sneaking an egg into someone's vagina without the knowledge of the victim during intercourse. Usually achieved by pushing the egg in with you penis so the victim believe it is simply your large knob
by Eggs are sick September 15, 2021
Get the Trojan eggmug. Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...
Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
by Schmendt February 24, 2018
Get the Turtle Eggmug. by archery60x March 14, 2022
Get the Glitter Eggmug. 