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one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
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stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023
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One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
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booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".
Dude I totally did a booty stand last night
by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016
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one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
by All city September 19, 2022
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Stand Over

The act of standing over your target and emptying the mag; Finishing a sucka off; Execution.
“Damn dog, Watch B loco finna stand over the nigga JROC and finish em!!!
by Burkdogg May 14, 2024
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Peg Stand

It’s like a keg stand, but instead involves pegging.
Hey you silly goose, let’s get drunk and do a peg stand
by The Flatulator May 23, 2025
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