mark alba

An asshole dickhead that lives in San Pedro California / doesn’t pay child support /hits women/fights physically with his family especially his brother more than anyone else /especially since Mark Alba can’t fight without backup/a rotten to the core toxic poisonous person /a husk of what would be considered a man at one point.

Dude did you see that mother fucking bitch Mark Alba?

by Someone who knows this truth September 6, 2020

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Katelyn Marks

Hello kitty meets Optimus Prime

it's a katelyn marks!!!

by Soulmate1 December 10, 2010

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mark wang

I feet crazed maniac

(Someone touches my foot)
Me: Yo they just pulled a Mark Wang.

by Koolik October 18, 2020

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Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and jerk off while driving down the highway.

I couldn’t jerk in the bathroom so I went down the road and did a mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

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Mark Schmuckerburg

That guy who's been groveling for press forgiveness since Cambridge Anamemeica revealed his mass invasions of user privacy.

Yo, whys it feels like politicians are playing us? I see someones shit on their nose everytime they talk.
Bruh, ya can thank Mark Schmuckerburg for selling 'em your likes. Lifehack: change your F-Book prefs to show that your political stance changes when you have politicians sucking your dick and proceed to nut.

by ViHelena May 24, 2018

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