average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

Jake Pauler

A Jake Pauler is a subscriber to Jake Paul that are usually 7 years old and that have an IQ that is 20 also there mental span is 2 minutes

person one Are you a Jake Pauler

Person two no

Person one lol I'm gonna dab on you cause you a hater dab dab

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

jake hubbard

Arsehole

Jake hubbard was an arsehole but he thinks he is no such thing.

by Rythum stick January 15, 2018

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.

Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.

by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017