Pink Train

Same thing as running a train, except a man (or a woman, if you swing that way) is passed around, eating everyone's pussies, rather than a woman (or a man, if you swing that way) is passed around, sucking everyone's dick. Often used as a form of hazing in sororities.
Tom ran a pink train last night; his tongue was so tired that he could barely speak today!
by BrosefTheBroLord May 10, 2015
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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch April 23, 2012
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Train-damage

The damage (mental or physical) a man or woman who has indulged in an over abundance of sexual partners in the course of a day, suffers.
Tracy was slurring her words, her friends put it down to the train-damage she suffered at last nights party.
by Smuuush November 18, 2016
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train wine

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"
by Pqrstuvwxyz September 03, 2015
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trains person

A person or animal that is not the same animal as they were born as and identify as a train
My dog is a trains person and identifies as a train
by A dog in disguised April 10, 2021
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human train

When a line of males have their dicks in the next persons ass
Yooo we did the human train last night it was so good
by Johnhandcockrubcumcake April 06, 2022
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flop train

The biggest pp you will ever see. Also a big round juicy floumptuous shiny moist pair of balls you will ever see.
Person 1: They're cock was so huge and they had the perfect cock to ball ratio
Person 2: That's a flop train alright
by leos mom is really hot April 10, 2022
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