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any given Sunday

Frequently misquoted November 1951 statement by Commissioner Bert Bell about parity in the National Football League.

According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."
"The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. "
by Carrite2 September 15, 2023
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Sunday

Speak to your online friends before Monday,when school starts again.
“Hey,let’s talk cause todays Sunday and I got school tomorrow
by Ur#1milf October 10, 2021
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next Sunday

Next Sunday means the next Sunday you get to
by Next Police July 26, 2022
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Rockstar Sunday

The time when Rockstar Games got hacked and the unreleased Grand Theft Auto 6 alpha footage was all over the internet. This was presumably the biggest leak in gaming history.
Yo this "Rockstar Sunday" just showed this new "Grand Theft Auto 6" girl and she is bad as hell.
by Timmy McTimmson September 19, 2022
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Savvy Sunday

A night where everycunt in Scotland comes to the savoy for the cheapest drinks ever it’s choc a fuckin block and the cues 600 cunts long
It’s savvy sunday we’re off to get pished
by SCR380017 October 14, 2021
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Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
by Slylock October 15, 2019
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Sunday Roast

The mixture of leftover drugs taken throughout the week.
"Time to get out the ol' Sunday Roast"
"Do you want part of my Sunday Roast?"
by BrokenSplinter May 9, 2021
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