Ur mum not cool

It means ur mom not cool

Jimmmy hey Ron ur mum not cool
Ron No u
Jimmy fucking dies

by Nooblegend2769 May 7, 2020

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

felicity's mum

Fit

Who's that

Felicity's mum

Oh she's fit

by 123yourgay March 5, 2017

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

by danadoodle July 26, 2017