gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

Sand Gravy

When your dog goes to the beach, drinks too much salt water and has watery, projectile diarrhea.

My dog is so stupid, he drank too much sea water and shit sand gravy all over the back of my car on the way home.

by Vashmil March 27, 2015

Pass the gravy

A male’s ejaculation during sex.

Is it ok to pass the gravy?

by 3hourtour March 24, 2024

gravy hole

The portal in which gravy flows into the roll, therefore making it a gravy roll. Gravy roll, think of it as a jelly-filled donut, but instead of the jelly, it’s gravy, and instead of a donut, it’s a roll. Best enjoyed during a holiday dinner.

I can’t wait for Thanksgiving so I can enjoy another gravy hole.

by Ilovegravyholes2 January 20, 2024

Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."

by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024

Gravy

Disbelief, surprised, judging in a comical way

Bianca: Last night at this raging party Jordyn and I were dancing on the table and fell off.
Jordyn: Yea, I think my butt is going to have a pretty nice bruise on it.
Monica: Gravy, Y'all are crazy. *Rolls eyes*

by Bianca Crosby March 10, 2014

Owl Gravy

It's all good. Everything is fine.

Don't worry babe, it's owl gravy. She overthinks but it's owl gravy.

by list1616 January 23, 2024