A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
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But i'm sure you would cry yourself when reading the lyrics he write for the bands album and song
But i'm sure you would cry yourself when reading the lyrics he write for the bands album and song
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Get the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls mug.A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.
He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.
John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.
He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.
He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.
John Edward is one of a kind.
John Edward is for keeps.
Little girl is so blessed to have him.
He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.
John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.
He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.
He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.
John Edward is one of a kind.
John Edward is for keeps.
Little girl is so blessed to have him.
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Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
Edward's equation:
1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas
How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.
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