by ZingZib November 29, 2021
Get the 15 Decembermug. The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Kid 1: Hey Kid 2!
Kid 2: Hi! Want me to recite the entirety of #15 Burger King Foot lettuce?
Kid 1: Sure!
Kid 2: The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Kid 2: Hi! Want me to recite the entirety of #15 Burger King Foot lettuce?
Kid 1: Sure!
Kid 2: The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce, with the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on but, that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Bk's "Tell Us About US" online form. The foot photo otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery, Solved, by 4chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by yesnomaybenoyes September 3, 2022
Get the #15mug. “Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”
by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019
Get the April 15mug. When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.
joe: woah.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.
by rowanneee May 12, 2010
Get the 15 minutes of phasemug. The best day to be born,people born on this day are the best type of people and will be very successful and do well in life
by Michael2003 April 5, 2023
Get the July 15mug. Partner1 : hey babe guess what day it is 🤭 <3
Partner2 : its august 15th?
Partner1 : exactly , you know what that means babe
Partner2 : okay
finee give me 5 mins
Partner1 : i love you , thanks <33
Partner2 : i love you too sweetie
Partner2 : its august 15th?
Partner1 : exactly , you know what that means babe
Partner2 : okay
finee give me 5 mins
Partner1 : i love you , thanks <33
Partner2 : i love you too sweetie
by bigcoolperson August 14, 2022
Get the August 15mug.