Our People Are Great

When one of your coworkers does something totally unbelievable.

Coworker: I can’t believe he used hand baskets to build his display.

Manager: Our People Are Great
Everybody: *Laughs*
Joe: Damnit

by Jsg313 August 23, 2020

The Great Compromise of 2019

Mikenzie thought a cactus was chill.

Wyatt thought a cactus was 🔥🔥🔥.
Together they decided a cactus is chill🔥🔥🔥.

your mom: woah dude is a cactus chill or 🔥🔥🔥?

your dad: broskie its chill🔥🔥🔥
< the great compromise of 2019 >

by curly ginger June 19, 2019

the jolly great belshnickle

a mighty russian santa figure who has brown fur jacket and a beaver pioneer hat

Be good or you wont see the jolly great belshnickle this year

by KydenisJoanas May 24, 2018

The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

great big swag

pauly d from jersey shore

“Great big swag said the cabs are here”

by sexy rat June 24, 2021

great unfinished symphony

L’manburg, a country in the dreamsmp was often called a great unfinished symphony, it was blown up on November 16th.

lmanburg, you great unfinished symphony

by Shrek Lover 66 March 4, 2021

great white horny

A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.

Steer clear of Kate. She’s a real great white horny!

by Great White Horny August 19, 2018