The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 07, 2013

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 02, 2023

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

standing stick

Boner

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.

by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024

stand n fall

when u get up too fast and pass out

friend: u ok?
me: yea just had a stand n fall

by lilsamsixty9 June 02, 2021

Stand onnat

Making a person stand on what they say /do

Stand onnat then keep that same energy.

by Realrep February 27, 2024