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American Football Conference.

Also known as the AFC, the American Football Conference is a branch of the NFL, consisting of 16 teams. The AFC contains half of the NFL, and they compete with one team in the championship game, "The Super Bowl."
The Kansas City Chiefs are the first place team of the American Football Conference. The American Football Conference is dominant!
by nflchatnxio November 23, 2021
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Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.
Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!
by booksandtea June 16, 2017
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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
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