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Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.
Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."
by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025
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Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him
The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time
by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018
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Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.
I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.
by Wombat85 July 21, 2022
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Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.
Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-
by Sus Chad May 11, 2021
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Manor new tech

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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