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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.
Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”
by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021
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Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.
Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 23, 2020
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Fanum Tax

A term for stealing/taking a bite of someone's food. Named after twitch streamer Fanum. he is a part of the streaming group, AMP. Fanum Tax is a gag in the AMP group where he "taxes" other members like Kai Cenat while they're eating.
Nick Gurr: Bro someone stole my tacobell last night
Ben Dover: Looks like you got fanum taxed lmaoooo
by VeryEpikEngiLmao January 8, 2024
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Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is when you see somebody eating food but you are too poor to get food and you are fat as fuck you take some of their food and say "Sorry, Fanum Tax!" And then run away with food or you can do it to a friend and give them a percentage.
"AYE GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA" "YO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!" "SORRY BRO ITS YOUR MEALY FANUM TAX" " YEA YEA FUCK OFF NIGGA
by シJimmy420690シ November 5, 2023
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Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!
by Pandacous December 1, 2023
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Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.
Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax
by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023
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tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
by gnostic3 October 3, 2016
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