tailgate

the rear portion of a muffin top that hangs slightly over butt cheeks.

"hey man check out that cougar's tailgate, it's an extreme landing pad".

"fold up your old lady's tailgate, it's about to fall off".

"woke up after a long night of drinking and her tailgate was crushing my penis".

"judging by her Mom's tailgate, she's gonna have one too someday"!

by pbates May 2, 2008

pig tail

The curly antenna on the back of a car that marks an undercover cop car.

Dude: Yo, Five Oh!
Friend: Where?
Dude: Ahead on the left, see the pig tail?

by Miimz0rz December 29, 2008

tail end

the tail end is the air that comes out of ones ass after they have just revieved anal sex from another individual.

"damn your tail end smells horrible, Quinn must have gone harder today."

by Jesus Hernandez September 8, 2004

tailpipe

To finger someone in the butthole with your big toe

To insert your big toe into someone's anus

Hey!...Colin Ima tailpipe you boy...in the butthole.

by Badass motherfucker colin cock November 19, 2011

Cat tail

A cat tail is a piece of dookie that has fallen just right so that it lands sticking straight up out of the toilet bowl water.

Joe: Oh man, that burger I ate last night plopped down like a big cat tail this morning!

Kate: Ew, gross!

by vanevery May 18, 2010

Rooster tail

While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.

Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.

by UH0311 November 14, 2014

Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate

The game needy people are playing when they go from relationship to relationship talking about spending forever with their current partner, when they actually will eventually bail after a few signs of trouble, only to soon find some other sucker.

Bruce: Yeah my cousin's with my ex now.
Karen: Yeah they seem really happy together.
Bruce: Too bad she's just playing Pin The Tail on The Soul Mate all the time. I already feel sorry for him.

by MonsterCockBaby September 25, 2010