Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.

Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.

by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022

standing ovation

when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water

how was your shit?
great man, i had a standing ovation

by janicethefrog April 29, 2024

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature

is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK

by inflow December 11, 2021

Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap

"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"

by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019