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The Awarded Squint 

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.
Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..
The Awarded Squint by MAH007 February 22, 2022

The Japanese Squint 

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint

Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often
"youre such a ben jay squire"