The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
Get the texas sneaky petemug. When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!
by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016
Get the Sneaky Salamandermug. Snacks you acquire in a secretive manner, hidden from others, that you save for later while you’re alone.
by Sneakysnacks June 15, 2018
Get the sneaky snackmug. by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016
Get the dire sneaky ninjamug. A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
Get the Sneaky Fingermug. by Sneaky link dink January 22, 2022
Get the sneaky link dinkmug. The Sneaky Icecube is a technique women use to get out of sexual activities when they're not in the mood. They insert an icecube in their vagina before sex, so when a man enters her, they feel the cold and go limp.
Typical Chad: Yo did you hook up with Brittney again last night?
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.
by UltimateWeenie June 16, 2018
Get the sneaky icecubemug.